tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776030664515610560.post7051055342631144065..comments2023-06-14T06:44:30.741-07:00Comments on A Universal History of Everything: Why are Babies so Lazy?Mrs. Charming Thoroughgoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15824027307787586670noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776030664515610560.post-59996092096354418422009-07-02T06:02:34.049-07:002009-07-02T06:02:34.049-07:00Babies are indeed lazy. This has been a problem fo...Babies are indeed lazy. This has been a problem for a very, very long time. Your reasons sound like the excuses I hear from babies every day. This is what I tell them in response to those excuses:<br /><br />1. This actually is more a point addressed to the parent. Simply stop letting them slack off. Assign them a household task as you do with your husband and grandmother. Folding linens, giving the cat its summer haircut, and resoling work boots are all good beginner tasks to give to babies. <br /><br />2. You don't have niacin? Pshaw. If your mother has failed to provide you some, then I guess we know where you inherited your laziness from. See point number 3 and go get your own niacin when you've got a job. <br /><br />3. Labor laws haven't stopped anyone from working under the table. In fact, this makes an excellent job for babies as they easily fit under tables and can reach dirt that the hoover can't.<br /><br />4. It has been proven that a half-hour of daily calisthenics increases one's energy. So does niacin, which we've already addressed how to obtain.Mrs. Calphurnia Vixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07710372762722116797noreply@blogger.com