What is in this mysterious bottle?
Is it:a) Dr. Splurkington's Cordial Compound for the Relief of Female Maladies and Wifely Frigidity?
b) Nox's Goat Urine, Specially Prepared with Volatile Solids for Optimum Performance in All Satanic Rituals?
c) Jaundiced Cow Milk from our unfortunate neighbors at Buttercup Dairy Farm?
d) 6 oz. Mountain Dew, 12-year vintage?
e) Mrs. Hirsute's Guaranteed Werewolf Repellant with Real Wolf Solids?
Please respond at once!
I desperately await your expertise on this delicate matter.
