What Does a Man's Hairstyle Say About His Moral Character?

Medium Haircut with Center Part


Exceptionally brave, rarely punctual. May smell faintly of almonds.








Short Pompadour (Brush Part)


Fiercely loyal and protective.
Most likely Protestant.
May have difficulty recognizing facial expressions and social cues.






Long Pompadour with Long Sideburns



Enjoys long evenings in dark rooms thinking about dental surgery.










Long Trim



Allergic to bee stings, Calvinists and discussions regarding birth control.
Believes cattle mutilation is a moral "gray area."








Medium Pompadour with Pointed Sideburns


Amateur magician.